your aunty transplanty

A worse insult than any other that mankind has ever known. Superior to “your uncy funky”

Person 1: “Your uncy funky!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Your aunty transplanty!”
Person 1: *is wiped from existence and the memories of their loved ones*

by Credit27 May 11, 2018

Your skkqiywi

Your skkqiywi

by 「LEMON」 October 20, 2021

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

When someone grabs the back of your head and clutches it.until the person stops

Wyd... Nun just gripping your dome
Yo stop

by Vaye November 14, 2015

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.