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by LilSweg June 15, 2016
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penthouse poop

Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.
Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!
by Sweet Dee73 April 25, 2010
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Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
by rastyhaf March 18, 2019
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surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
by Zombri507 April 24, 2014
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poop valve

A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.
Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.
by Apollos12970 March 21, 2011
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Poop Shackles

The shitty things that keep you down in life.
"Oh man I can't go out tonight, I have all these bills, my girlfriend is a bitch, I can't afford it !!" "My friend it sounds like you have some Poop Shackles on you."
by Lord Jcovatis Maximus February 7, 2013
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Island Poop

(n) What happens when you are pooping in a toilet with less water than usual, and the poop pokes out of the water, thus forming an island. Usually has some trouble flushing.
Crap, my island poop won't flush! *gets ice scraper* That should do the trick.
by Rrillo November 8, 2009
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