a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.
by Narcissisticfather69 April 5, 2023
Get the Mattmug. by Tricklyfe February 4, 2022
Get the Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northeymug. Matt is a nice guy who is usually someone who likes Pokemon. However they want to take drugs and get tattoos. Oh they are also very strait and is a bit druggy
your such a matt
by Tsukishima Kai January 20, 2021
Get the MATTmug. Matt is a gorgeous man whom I have a huge crush on. He is gorgeous, down to earth, friendly and has lovely gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile. He is simply irresistible. I wish he were my husband.
by Josemourinho'sunderpants October 19, 2021
Get the Mattmug. The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.
by anonymous June 15, 2024
Get the Matt laumug. 
Hym "Yes Matt! I can! By putting a bullet in your head. If God exists... Putting a bullet in your head will prove that it exists! Immediately! Easy! Killing you either proves or disproves God immediately as a matter of absolute certainty. Doesn't prove it to me. But yes, I can falsify God. I solved the Jew-Riddle. I'm smart. You're dumb. That is why you don't challenge the greatest mind who has ever lived, Matt! Yes I can demonstrate the existence of God. We can do a global genocide and that will prove once and for all whether or not God is real. And ultimately we won't have to because the sun explodes."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Yes Mattmug.