Breaking Bad

to make drugs

so you're breaking bad in the basement

without me

by littrhype April 13, 2019

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jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window

Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!

by FacadeJG May 22, 2019

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1. When you take a shit with so much force that it either literally breaks the toilet or there is so much shit you feel bad for the person that needs to clean it
2. Smoking so much at one time that the bowl cracks

Person 1: Yo you were in there for awhile, are you good?
Person 2: Dude I shit so much I was breaking the bowl
Person 1: Holy shit

by Dogmun May 22, 2019

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sumbber break

a word created by a cool idiot

“woah man look at that girllll, hope i see her in sumbber break!”

by k a t i e :) June 11, 2019

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Break ya nose day

On January 17th your toughest friend had to try to break their nose and if they don't the next day they get slapped by all of their friends

Tough friend: what's the date again?
Other friend: oh January 17th aka break ya nose day have fun

by Veganwater December 2, 2019

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Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

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