Poop Lasagna

Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.

The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.

The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.

by Curly Poopinturdz August 4, 2018

Green poop

A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash

Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash

Carl-sounds like a green poop

by Memesinmyass November 19, 2019

poop-tubing

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.

Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.

by buttpuppet7 July 2, 2016

make poop

Make poop

I just "make poop"

by LilSweg June 15, 2016

poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy

On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.

by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012

poop valve

A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.

Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.

by Apollos12970 March 21, 2011

poop kid

The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.

One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.

The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.

The poop kid was never identified...

Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"

Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"

by WeCouldn'tEvenTurnItOn August 17, 2011