No ring no thing

If there is no engagement ring it’s fair game

“She’s in a relationship but no ring no thing”

by Jemma-1299 July 19, 2024

Septum Ring Theory

The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one.

Oh, the Septum Ring Theory strikes again!

by Omega_Iteration August 8, 2025

Ring Factory Elementary

The Most decent school anyone could imagine. A gateway for the monstrosity that is Patterson Mill School where the most white people gang activities happen

*Insert Music*
RING FACTORY ELEMNTARY

THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE LAND

Man: Oh God
Man2: what's wrong Harold
Man: Those stupid kids at Ring Factory Elementary are singing their anthem again
Man2: Great next their gonna run out the doors and burn down my house

Man: Shit

by Duck= Cheeseburger December 29, 2023

Shit ring

A nasty wore out and abused asshole usually of a pornstar or a anal sex lover with a gaped asshole

Damn look at that bitch i bet she has a shit ring ya it looks like a chewed up piece of bubblegum

by Anal disease December 23, 2017

Jewish Nose Ring

When you take the foreskin of someone and use it as a nose peircing

i just went to my nephews bris and got ajewish nose ring

by Jess223 April 30, 2025

Ring Toss

It’s when a guy and a girl are having sex, the man is standing and holding the girl up. Another man is standing 5-10 feet away facing them with his erect penis in a glory hole. The man holding the girl tries to throw her and land the girl on the guys penis through the glory hole.

I tried the ring toss at Danny’s last night, the doctors could not reattach my penis.

by Kyle Barte January 2, 2020

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024