slit slayer

The tools and methodology you use in hotel rooms to prevent the slit of light breaking through their massive blackout curtains.

Some have used safety pins, hair clips, pillows, towels, etc.

“I wedges a chair, a pillow and used a hair clip to prevent the light from seeping into our hotel room at sunrise.”

Baby, you’re the best slit slayer around .

by Alt Linguist January 2, 2018

slit circle

When you and your suicidal friends are standing in a circle and all at once slit each others throats, killing everyone at once.

Me and my friends made a suicide pact and are doing a slit circle tonight.

by Uhhhhhhhhhaley January 13, 2018

slitherin

When a dick slides right in, smoothly with no complication.

Slitherin me baby!!!!!

by geesusismybestfuckingfriend February 4, 2018

slitenzy

an exceptionally intelligent person or one with exceptional skill in a particular area of activity.

he is the man', he is slitenzy

by slitenzy February 14, 2018

shlith

When @MineMyZombie meets virgins in games.
Also known as the phrase "FAEN TA VIRGINS, HELVETE FOLK BURDE DREPE SEG SELV NÅR DE ER SÅ DÅRLIG I SPILL ASS!"

Helvete Shlith's

by F1restorm March 14, 2018

Slitherclaw

When a nail is two inches plus in length and it is used to finger someone after which point it becomes wet and bendy.

I started fingering her and I got slitherclaw

by UWUPWP March 17, 2018

slit

A lazy shit that doesn't turn up or is always late to places.

That slit didn't show up again today.

by Manchester United September 12, 2018