sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

greasy sam

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.

"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"

by Craven69 October 24, 2020

Sam from Disregard

Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.

Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!

by kikikikinomnomz March 10, 2023

sam emphy

I had a Sam for my bf once... he broke my heart in collage. We had a GREAT relationship, since high school, but I broke up with him when I caught him having you-know-what with a different girl...

The love of my life, Sam Emphy, broke my heart.... <3 :(

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017

SAM

Sam is the series man in the world as he has the biggest cock and will lay it down on you. You do not have to ask twice he is a beast in the bed and will put you in a wheel chair.

How's sam been

He's been good he laid it down on me last night and now I can't walk.

by DADDY 101011 July 11, 2025

Sam

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet in your entire life. He makes you feel certain ways that are hard to explain. Everything he says and does seems to fill you with joy somehow. It's impossible to let someone this special just pass you by, which is why once you met a Sam, never ever let go.

'I just met a guy named Sam!'
'Ö REALLY THATS SO COOL I WANNA MEET A SAM'

by Paula :) July 3, 2021

Sam

Sam’s a bitch.

Guy 1: You know Sam, right?

Guy 2: Yeah he a bitch!

by Clarkdaddy January 30, 2024