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poop kid

The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.

One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.

The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.

The poop kid was never identified...
Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"

Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"
by WeCouldn'tEvenTurnItOn August 17, 2011
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poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy
On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.
by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012
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Poop Eraser

1) T.P. your roommate stole from work, and acts like she's making some "big contribution".

2) Something your new roommate uses a lot of.

3) A "safe" form of contraband you can use to hit your new roommate in the head with.
1) My roommate acts like she's some kind of 'bread winner' bringing home all that stolen poop eraser
2) My new HOMELESS rommate is in the bathroom again using up all the poop eraser.

3) As my roommate sat their on the floor watching cartoons, I held myself back from giviing her a 'blow to the back of the head' with some good old poop eraser.
by noworriezzs April 22, 2008
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Avoidance poop

When a person is asked to do chores and magically they feel the urge to poop, which requires them taking their cell phone to the bathroom and playing Clash of Clans instead of being responsible.
David was asked to help clean the house, magically he feels the urge to poop, he brings his phone to the bathroom and plays Clash of Clans while he takes an avoidance poop.
by Okee Doke December 30, 2015
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make poop

by LilSweg June 15, 2016
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poop slatt

do not say this
by boglequan November 25, 2020
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Poop Lasagna

Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.

The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.
The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.
by Curly Poopinturdz August 4, 2018
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