November 2

the best day of the year. lots of big dick men are born that day. their cocks are unusually large and they KNOW how to use it to make you have the best orgasm ever. they're also intelligent and funny .

Girl1: When is your mans birthday?
Girl2: It's November 2. Why?
Girl1: Damn! I'm jealous as fuck! and horny too.
Im drooling thinking of that dick.
Your man is soo hott!
Girl2: Yh ikr!

by lollipopstickman October 20, 2019

No nut November

No nut November: a holiday celebrated all month.
No nut November rules:
1 you can’t nut

2 no masturbating or sex of any kind
3 boners and porn is okay
4 wet dreams are okay but if you nut you lose!
5 no nut

Girl: “wanna have sex?”
Guy: “sorry it’s no nut November I can’t have intercourse”
Girl: “okay”

by Imnotblack35 November 1, 2018

November 5

National kiss a soccer boy day

the soccer boys are so cute!! Its November 5 which is national kiss a soccer boy day so i gotta pick one.

by unknown193839020 November 4, 2019

November 14

The day where your boyfriend has to be your slave for the day and can’t get mad at you

Boy: I’m not getting the chips!
Girl: it’s November 14th tho
Boy: *has to get chips*

by UwU .-. ._. UwU November 9, 2019

November 1

Text your Gf a cute paragraph

*gf receives paragraph* “aww what was that for”-gf “its November 1”- Bf

by Vayla November 1, 2019

November 7

Kiss your best friend day

November 7 kiss you best friend

by Boooooo! November 5, 2019

November 6

The Nation day in November to Bully all your short friends.

I can't wait to bully everyone shorter than me on November 6

by FelizNavidad19 November 5, 2019