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Brad male Karen 

Brad aka male Karen.Lowlife know it all accomplished nothing yet is the authority on all things.Like everything,name it, start discussing it be assured Brad knows.Karen supporting him. He's the brains she's the action and the one w/ any sort of declarable income, mostly to fund Brad w/all things new and cool and most definitely undeserved. Brad, a for real asswipe schmuck douche canoe.Brad who doesn't drink yet spends five out of seven days at "the bar." Brad most definitely a male Karen spent a third of his life incarcerated for scamming old women from false contracted construction jobs and incessant drug abuse, but everyone else has the issue. Brad the fattest cracksmoking greasy as$ dipshi# you prolly have ever seen. Brad the aristocrat the educated gentleman procured from imagined authority right from the trailer park.Brad as with all Karen's NarcissistBrad male Karen, produces, builds, repairs, enhances nothing. A leach, a drain on society in all ways. Brad, well known to the police, familiar w/the penitentiary, jailhouse lawyer . Brad male Karen to the max. The dumbest most clueless sack of shi# in no way do you feel sorry for him. Hated by everyone.b/c he argued w everyone..Yet continues to spew his knowledge and insight at all times. Brad from the his day forth is...the male Karen. Fuck Brad/male Karen.
Brad male Karen And here we have a a complete Brad yet again running his mouth about shi# he has no knowledge of with the aire and authority of complete confidence. There is a Brad male Karen for sure, you can tell by the cheap schmuck cologne he is soaked in, his off brand yet oddly worn and kinda ragged "nice clothes." A most perfect example of a Brad male Karen is the stereotypical used car salesman. And yes it is true, Brad male Karen has mostly been a used car salesman for employment, literally.
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Shut the hell up Karen 

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
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male karen 

A male that acts like a Karen. See chad
Mcdonalds Worker: Hi, how may I help you
Mcdonalds Worker: *messes up food*
Male karen: I'm going to speak to the manager
Worker: You're such a male karen!
male karen by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Richard (male Karen) 

Richard and Karen have been together since High School.
Richard LOVES mansplaining.
Richard seems to think he's everyone's father and will give out unsolicited and/or unwanted advice or even make decisions for any female he feels needs his paternal wisdom.
Which is usually all of them.
Richard usually waits in the car while Karen is shopping, which takes a while since she often needs to talk to the manager. Richard is not happy about how those ungrateful millenial store employees treated Karen. These young kids just don't understand respect! You see, back when Richard was a boy....
Richard just mansplained to me how I've been vacuuming the floor wrong all my life. Thanks, Richard (male Karen)!!

Respect the drip Karen 

Something one says at a completely random time without any explanation needed (also known as a reference of TikTok)
*eating at a nice family event*

At random: “respect the drip Karen.”

*goes on with life*

Autistic Karen

The worst Karen there is. Most Karen's ACT like they are autistic, but autistic Karen's take it to a new level. They are the kind of people who would ask for the CEO
Person 1: Did you see that Karen ask for the manager?
Person 2 : Yeah, they must be an Autistic Karen
Autistic Karen by PythonCZX June 3, 2020

Collagen Karen 

The type of upper class woman (usually a bleached blowout blonde) yelling at minimum wage employees because she can't return an expensive item with no tag/receipt. Unaware of class struggles and pain of marginalized groups. Collagen lips and plastic surgery paid for by rich (but absent like her own rich and absent father) husband.
Collagen Karen: OMG! How dare you not allow me to return these Prada sunglasses even though I ignored all the store's policies! I need to speak to the owner of the building- What's your name?? Lemon?!

Employee : You're a grown woman throwing a tantrum, ok Collagen Karen.
Collagen Karen by heyworl June 7, 2020