when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.
"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"
"I just had a Crazy Poo!"
"I just had a Crazy Poo!"
by GayManSal November 18, 2021

by TheGreatBambino22 November 14, 2017

if someone were to say this to you, specifically your childhood best friend to whom you are gay for, its a way of saying i love you and i want to spend forever with you and the only reason im dating my girlfriend is because its the closest i could get to dating you and she looks exactly like you
by crazytogether705 October 2, 2025

by GERMANGOLDFISH.IO November 18, 2022

Someone or something that is crazy like a cactus. This is a subdued but noticeable type of crazy. Also Alliteration
by tther November 29, 2021

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"
Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018
