bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021

Cracker Snacker

A black guy that only likes white girls.

"Dude, you never go out with black girls? Are you a cracker snacker?"

by chipchip2 March 10, 2016

Cracker

White people who get offended when referred to as crackers.

Cracker is a racial slur!

by Pyrxhead December 14, 2021

cracker ginger

A little cunt with freckles and gay red hair often times they are gay and will give you the suckie suckie for no 10 bukki

Tyrone the nigger: Yo what up my cracker nigger

Cracker: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CRACKER (then the cracker ginger pulled something out of his duffel bag)

by Cracker cunt February 19, 2018

Cracker tower

The art of stacking more than 2 white guys on top of each other. then they all ejaculate into a cup and make a guy named Daniela drink it

My god look at that cracker tower

by @officialcrackertower December 13, 2023