captain kiwi

a loud ass kid that screams alot

Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up

by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 21, 2020

Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.

“Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor”

by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020

Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law

Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room

by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025

Captain Saveahoe

When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons

His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.

by WiselSkielGrannel September 2, 2022

Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.

"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"

by funneydude September 22, 2020