Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

Finely Sliced French Bread

Another word for vagina

"Give me a piece of that finely sliced French bread"

by bigdilfdontdodat May 9, 2022

Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo

I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops

by Willbot159 April 10, 2024

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

Bread

Bread

Bread1: Bread
Bread2: Bread

by BreadLord23 August 26, 2020

bread

a totAL GOD AT LIFE; THE PERFECT SUBSTANCE TO KEEP YOUR BODY ALIVE. make sure to drink your freaking bread.

hobo on the street: i need a sip of my freaking bread boi
jimmy: dies

by eggs47bigboi February 9, 2020

bread

Bread is a term used to ridicule someone based off of their hair style and/or interests in furry fetish porn.

Person 1, "hey fuck you dude, you're a bitch (jesse pinkman reference)"
Person 2, "yeah shut up, bread"

Or,

Person 2, "what is uncooked toast called?"
Person 1, "fuck you dude"
Person 2, "oh yeah, haha its bread"

by rat (swag) July 27, 2022