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Asian Delay

When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.
"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"
by Nowy420 December 7, 2023
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United Asian Federative

Someone who believes in creating a federation for all asian countries, normally they enjoy asian culture and believe its superior.
Person 1: Joe only drinks tea, ive never seen him drink water
Person 2: He must be a United Asian Federative!
by XciteIsDankest December 13, 2023
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Asian

Really hot guys that you will never have because they are too good for you so all you can do is be in denial and watch as they get taken by another girl.
Friend 1: Bro. Did you see that new guy? He is so hot!

Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.

You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?

Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.

Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.
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Asian girl ghosted

The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.
“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”

“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”

“How do you get them to stay interested?”

“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
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Mama Fu's Asian House

an Austin. TX based fast casual Asian concept that combines traditional Asian cuisine with a bit of Texas flair.
Mama Fu's Asian House specializes in freshly prepared, made-to-order Asian comfort food! Dine-in, Takeout
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023
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Asian parents

they're mostly strict and dominant.

it's probably because of cultural values.

In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.
person a: i have those asian parents
person b: i feel bad for u
by VivianR34 May 13, 2023
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Asian blowfuck

when you suck someone off and pour hot sauce into their dick
Hey, I gave John an Asian blowfuck yesterday. It was great!
by slovakianmapper December 8, 2022
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