Turn your head

Turning your head when about to give a blowjob

If your partner annoys you and later on initiates sex, simply turn your head like a brat

by Lunacross April 3, 2023

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023

Review your mum

when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman

"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"

by VoV123_ June 1, 2024

International kiss your furry friend day

The day where you kiss your furry friends as passionately as possible on june 2nd

Human: its International kiss your furry friend day. Come here love

Furry: oh god

by InfernoTrap June 1, 2024

Verify Your Clock

Tno reference made by cringe Taboritsky larpers

Person 1: What happened to alexei
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:

by Pool-Hul June 3, 2024

till your garden

to comb through or rip out a persons pubes with you teeth while going down on them

friend 1: bro she asked me to till her garden
friend 2: you really wanna do that bro i don't like it when the pubes get stuck between my teeth
friend 1: that's why i like it, i get to floss my teeth and till her garden

friend 1: how are you gonna repay me for this
friend 2: i could till your garden for you
friend 1: i shave man no tilling necessary

by birch_soup June 3, 2024

June 4th Give your BF Head Day

The day you give the sloppiest nastiest top to your boyfriend.

did you know june 4th give your bf head day is tomorrow?

by Jah90210 June 3, 2024