It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

My G

An British slang word usually associated with 'my guy'. usually seen either mocking road-men and chavs.

Whaddup my g?

by fander.akemi September 18, 2020

Ease My Trip

A paper plane of adventures. Ultimate travel buddy. Always has a way of maintaining budgets on trips.

Has the most fun out there. So effortless, makes crypto look easy.

The G.O.A.T of trips, conquers all adventures, parties like he's the host.
Only downside, gets all cranky if not traveling.

"Damn boy, are you Ease My Trip because you make my trips so easyyyyy"

by Bababababababababababbaba November 25, 2021

my love

YOU💗💗💗💗💗

You’re my love

by go oh gf sjeh May 21, 2022

my shayla

your pookie. your bestie. your will to live! they make you go awwwww just by looking at them, they’re the cutest little thing❤️ can be used as a greeting, a noun, etc

“Awww MY SHAYLA!!!”
“You’re my shayla.”
“My shayla is the cutest person i’ve ever seen.”

by zcsaa23 February 7, 2025

my lighthouse

my lighthouse is a term for paraplegic-spider man. This is the form that Noah turns into when indie or Erin says ''my lighthouse''. Erin will laugh and maybe wheeze, then Indie will wheeze and die. Luke will then go into a dissected form and say 'ah ah ah' then Indie and Erin will copy and then burst out laughing.

Erin or Indie yells 'MY LIGHTHOUSE' then noah goes into a deformed spider-man position.
'MY LIGHTHOUSE' *noah goes into a paraplegic spider-man

by thugdoroki November 30, 2020