Tickle your nickel

The almost sfw version of masturbating for a girl. usually clit masturbation.

Ami: "Give me 10 minutes!!"
Jay: "You going to tickle your nickel or something?"
Ami: "NO!!!"

by soyboysel April 15, 2023

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Upgrade Your Shade

Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.

- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"

- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”

by adroxx April 26, 2023

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Build a mansion on your lot

Poop on your chest

"Oh yeah my girlfriend? She asked 'can I build a mansion on your lot?' and I happily agreed. Love languages, you know?"

by The Lord of the land December 11, 2020

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

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lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

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Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

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