by Twakel king December 11, 2022
Get the Twinkling your twakel mug.A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"
If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.
by sussy moment December 12, 2022
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by WHSPRS December 13, 2022
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by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022
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Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"
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Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"
by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022
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by Bunlikesboba December 14, 2022
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