Penis shit

When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.

Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit

by Thick wood May 2, 2025

don’t shit where you sleep

A saying that basically means, don’t fuck up in a place you have to be around, examples include school, work or your home

“That guy sold dope out of his mom’s house and his parents called the cops on him. I guess this is a reminder, don’t shit where you sleep at.”

by George N. May 2, 2025

Shit Panorama

A run on or continual shit post or meme chain.

I'm taking you seriously, sorry for the shit panorama

by Anonfatality May 3, 2025

fuckass shit

this is a term you want to use for anything extremely good.

gurt: "MMM.. this raspberry is fuckass shit, delicious."

kevin: "That offends tyler"

tyler: "Ts is not fuckass shit gng"

by imomningitohyesmarkyouneedtogo May 3, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Fish n shit

An aquarium

We went to the fish n shit earlier today.

by Mario-kun May 4, 2025

SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.

Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.

by Jetmortive May 4, 2025