River Willy

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.

Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.

by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018

wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.

Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!

by ouaus August 21, 2018

strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked

he gave me a good ol strangle willy

by BritishBleach August 30, 2018

Bryce Willey

The gayest queer around that takes big dick up his ass every day and will never ever make his parents happy

Bryce Willey

by .<3 November 1, 2018

Gator-willy

Gatorwilly, when you're taking a piss is the bush and a gator comes up to dine on your pecker

Aye, boyo be-careful pissing in the bush lest you get a case of gator-willy. You don't want an alliator to bite your willy

by Salty Fred December 31, 2018

Red Willey

A wet willey, but instead of saliva a girl whos aunt flow is in town fingers her self, and used the blood on her finger to do a wet willey to an unsuspecting man or women by sticking her finger in their ear

Phoenix “Have you seen Beckett today” Charlotte “YEAH!, I gave him a red willey”
Pheonix “oh... ok”

by Definitely not Zee January 12, 2019

Bloody Willy

The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."

Yo is your ear bleeding?

_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
...
_...

by @niggadude._ January 20, 2019