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Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.
Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.
by Bronerific September 13, 2011
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taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes
Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second
by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018
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second hand smoke

when someone is smoking/vaping and they blow it into your mouth
usually something you ask for
‘is that mango ice? can you second hand smoke me?’
‘sure man’
*blows smoke into mouth*
by lalalalallalalalakal December 2, 2023
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sesqui-second cousin

Child of their parent's sesqui-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s half-first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin.
My sesqui-second cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Second-hand Cigarette

A home-made joint containing marijuana.
No, it's a second-hand cigarette!
by jj17PP April 20, 2011
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snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.
Taylor must be talking to someone else, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.
by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023
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