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French Talking

Talking in a manner to imitate French kissing. Sounds horribly like a french toast on a french plate wid a french waiter who serves you wid a false french accent.

Not neccesarily in french though. Can be in German or Italian.

Usually used by couples (generally gay, see example) as a foreplay to French kissing. Also an alternative side play.
French talking:
Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)
by Feelingallfuckedup November 1, 2006
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talking grapes

Verb (intransitive)-To speak with disrespect or scornful abuse.
"Yeah, I heard he was talking grapes about these nancy-ass jimmys."
by Chris McCrap July 16, 2008
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taking the six

swallowing one's pride, especially if the one swallowing his pride is small
"Looks like he's taking the six", Mark said, as he watched Jon swallow his pride and apologize for being rude to the female teacher.
by Tiny Jon January 22, 2008
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Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.
Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"
by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008
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tartini

To be a hoe, showing off your lovleys.
"Put a shirt on, you tartini" -Vicky
by stanley. May 24, 2008
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taking an ecuador day

When you call in sick to work but you're feeling fine. Similar in nature to not servicing your sovereign debt when you have billions in currency reserves.
I dunno man he sounded ok on the phone, I think he's taking an ecuador day.
by zerobid December 21, 2008
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Talking cunt

The stupid, insipid, bubbly, overly made up blonde porn star rejects that fox news hires to host it's shows and express subtle disdain for liberal causes while gushing praise for conservative causes.
Fox news'Megyn Kelly constantly pours derision and scorn on the OWS protestors but never said a bad word about the teabagger protestors with their "Obama is hitler" signs and their signs implying death threats against democrats who voted for healthcare reform. What a talking cunt.
by Doktor strangelove. October 27, 2011
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