An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.
Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"
Employee: "It fell on
the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"
Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
Employee: "It fell on
the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"
Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
by Mackendeez December 20, 2017
Get the 30 seconds rulemug. Sesquiple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.
My sesquiple-second-cousin is a good person.
by ZWRB6738 February 22, 2022
Get the sesquiple-second-cousinmug. On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
Get the The Second Armenian Genocidemug. To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.
"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."
or
"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
or
"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014
Get the make a second impressionmug. When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 23, 2013
Get the Second Hand Funnymug. Second-cousin-five-times-removed (2C5R).
My second-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the second-cousin-5X-removedmug. Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-in-lawmug.