Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

Sam

Sam Is the most Gayest Ass Dude you will ever see. Every time you be-Friend One he will then Talk about Femboys and how “kawaii” they are with there Little skirts

Daniel: “I made a new friend, his name is Sam”
Muhammad: Ew sam He must be gay, block him

by Salty_Slayer November 29, 2021

Sam Tissen

A person who is always Salty in video games and in real life.
Possibly a genetic defect.

He is like Sam Tissen!

by 6969eastwoodacademy May 30, 2019

sam

sam: a cross between simp and stan.
Otherwise known as the entire twitch moderator team

person 1:alinity fucked her dog again and still hasnt gotten banned
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams

by @yackyodd January 1, 2020

Sam

Low key guys but do get on there bad side...

I wish I was a sam

by Typhoon27 June 22, 2021

Sam

A strong man who can carry tables for other girls and tells their whole life story to a video call.

Look at that guy his a sam

by bvhvhbvjhvghv November 30, 2020

sam

male of white heritage with no understanding of life outside his pale life, usually incredible ignorant and without a life

“why can’t white people say the ‘N word’ it’s nlt even that big of a deal”
“ugghhhh please don’t be a Sam right now”

by logic2018 July 18, 2018