first semester friend 

A friend you make the first semester at a new school. This is especially true of college. They will be one of your first friends and kind of fun, until you make close friends and your plans with the first semester friend get less and less frequent... one lunch date per week turns into one text turns into maybe a nod if you're feeling social. The friendship will never make it beyond first semester.

"Have you talked to Nicole lately?"
"Nah, I saw her on campus once and it was awkward. I guess she's just a first semester friend"

first semester friend by berkgirl April 12, 2014

Peanut butter friend 

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.

Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.

Peanut butter friend by Roscovansanchez April 18, 2017

back-end friend 

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).

Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.

back-end friend by Zonal K June 28, 2018

mutually assured friend zone 

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.

Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.

mutually assured friend zone by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018

Gas station friend 

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other

Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason

Gas station friend by Lil fetus March 3, 2019

Fox News friend 

A friend who is as supportive to you as Fox News is to any US Republican politician or talking point. This friend is the loudest cheerleader for your every success and is completely blind to any of your faults, literally bending reality to make you feel better.

C: "Hey, I accidentally murdered a busload of nuns, and I need you to help me bury the bodies"
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."

Fox News friend by Zizektronic November 20, 2019

National boy best friend day 

National boy best friend is December 1st.

National boy best friend day is Tomorrow

National boy best friend day by volleyballlgirlll November 30, 2019