brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.
by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025
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Brandon Rogers

Brandon Rogers is the best youtuber in my opinions. His skills are around comedy-content creations. He works hard to create characters in his own universe which his fandom calls the ‘BRCU’

Some of his most popular characters are Bryce Tankthrust, Bobby Worst, Grandpa and Blah Blah the clown. If you have never seen him on youtube you may have seen him in his tv show called Magic Funhouse which has two seasons.

You may also recognise his voice from an adult-aimed cartoon called Helluva Boss where he voices one of the main characters Blitzo.
‘Have you watched Brandon Rogers new youtube video?’
by blitzzassh0le July 19, 2023
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Brandon

Every Brandon (branden) who ever lived or is living, is either a felon, drug addict or woman
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.
That poor girl must have gotten involved with brandon dile
Don’t be such a brandon and stop whining
by Lukewarmlady April 4, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
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Brandon

He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.
Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog
by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021
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Brandon

A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.
“Dude you are such a Brandon

“There goes Brandon puking again”
by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020
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