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Off One's Base

adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways
"you are so off one's base"
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6th base

6th base is when you stick your penis down a woman’s ear.
I went to 6th base with Linda last night.
by Barboner September 23, 2017
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Carbon based lifeforms

A band that makes some pretty good electronic/ambient (not really sure on what genre it would be) music that is easy to get lost in or just fall asleep to. A more technical definition is that we are physically made of mostly water (about 70%) and carbon. If you want proof of this: when people are cremated, the Ash left behind is pretty much just the carbon in the body as well as some impurities.
I'm gonna take some shrooms if it's gonna rain today and listen to Carbon based lifeforms.
by I guess myself idk September 13, 2021
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Based Mind Cure

The cure to the “Woke Mind Virus”- a term used to describe someone who is mentally ill from “wokeness.” Often used in political dialogue and describing someone as having a “based” mindset instead.
“Liam must’ve received the based mind cure because he’s no longer woke!”

The only cure to Nick’s woke mind virus is the based mind cure!”

Nathan told me that I need the based mind cure.”
by Mrbased August 17, 2024
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based

How the retards on 4chan say "the best".

This definition has been bastardized over the last several years and now people think that some rapper coined the term...well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but "based" is just an intentionally mispronunciation of "best".
"Remember The Fappening?"

"Fuck yeah, OP was based."
by PathToExile July 31, 2021
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based

the opposite of woke
Dude 1: if women can choose to have an abortion, men shouldn't have to pay child support because it was the woman's choice to carry the child to term

Dude 2: based
by okokaybro June 26, 2022
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cover all the bases

Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
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