Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.

by thatlowcar December 6, 2021

matt work

often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time

Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.

by cshmnymc January 16, 2011

I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue While Working Hhard At The Same Time, I

I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue While Working Hhard At The Same Time, I

I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue While Working Hhard At The Same Time, I

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a crazy lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024

Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating

Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.

by Jay and Day June 2, 2013

The works

Oral sex/getting laid. Anything sexual.

What's good with the works?
When you gon give me the works?
Let me get the works!

by PWhite69 March 2, 2022

the work

to fuck

john; i’m bout to give becky the work

by lovelouseu June 21, 2018