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You are Fucked

This means that you are screwed.
Henry, you are fucked if you show this to John.
by California Dictionary December 10, 2016
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Are you serious?

The verbal tic of dunderheads, morons and wannabe Californians (read: Seattle denizens and their ilk.) It is not intended as an actual question but rather is the reactionary knee-jerk of someone who does not think before opening the mouth.
Me: I just got this latte for uber cheap at the Starbucks on the corner.

Idiot I'm talking to: Are you serious?

Me: No, I'm just pulling your motherfucking leg. Of COURSE I'm serious!
by grammarcopkyle August 28, 2010
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You are an Idiot

The most amazing, annoying, addicting, beautiful, great, awesome flash video ever created! The creator of this must have been doing Meth, Coke, Smack, Speed, Cannabis, Ultram, Tramal, Tramagetic, Heroin, Temgesic, Transtec, Subutex, Ketaset, Ketanest, Ketalar, dex, dextro, skittles, robo, Xanax, Lexotanil, Librium, Rivotril, Klonopin, Valium, Temesta and Ativan, Weed and Crack, all at the same time!
Normal Person: Dude, You are an idiot!
Idiot: Nuh Uhh!!
Normal Person: No for real... You Are An Idiot, Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahh!
by Remodwof March 4, 2009
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shit on you

Expression showing condemnation of a persons actions, or an object's shortcomings. Denotes light-moderate annoyance.

Has nothing to do with the D12 song, but was rather propogated by certain immigrants to a rural, British university community.
1. "Are you eating with us?"
"No; I already ate."
"Yes? Well, shit on you!"

2. "What happened to your face?"
"The handlebars fell off my bike, and I nearly died."
"Yes? Shit on this/the bike!"

3. "The Inland Revenue are charging me a million pounds for a mistake they made."
"Shit on them."
by Diaji March 10, 2008
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You Up?

A message I send my friends every night...
You up?
by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019
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You are the Shit

Sarcastic phrase use to define someone who is retarded with out offending that person.

It can be use for anyone or anything.
Example:
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit" (You can add "Mr. President" on the End to sound more appropriate)
by Jonen MC February 16, 2018
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fuk you

the lazy or stupid way of spelling "fuck you"
1. people that don't know how to spell or that are under 12 usually spell it this way.
2. Fat people who burn too many calories reaching the "c" key tend to do this also.
OH NOES! I CUNT SPEEL GUD! MY MUMIE SEZ IM SMART SO FUK YOU!

Me typing this sentence is making me tired. I'm going to eat a hot pocket to catch my breath!
by ZackOrey November 23, 2007
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