The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

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Second Gen Resin

Second generation reclaimed dabs. When you reclaim resin from your dab piece which built up from taking resin dabs. It’s that shit that tastes like paint thinner, the shit you survive on for the week leading up to your next paycheck after going through all your wax.

‘Your reclaim tastes like paint thinner’

‘It’s second gen resin man’

by Tonde April 05, 2021

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The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

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Second soprano

A sexy choir kid, she can hit high notes, and low notes. Basically a first soprano who has a chest voice.

Amelia is a second soprano

by Purpstar615 April 21, 2023

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Slothy Seconds

When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.

When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold.

Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.

Even though she beacons,

we know she’s Slothy Seconds

by Dr. Scotchair September 09, 2020

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