A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...
Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
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Get the chunky monkeymug. A person who drinks excessively and is often viewed as having a drinking problem. Such a person is highly sought after for parties and the like in order to better create a raucous time. Despite the amount of alcohol consumed he or she will maintain a good-natured and fun-loving attitude. Due to this ability the drink monkey is essentially a master entertainer but can also feel rather used for it. Party invitations can become burdensome to the drink monkey.
A drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. He or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. It is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 PM. Drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. He or she commonly faces the question, "Why are you drinking so much?". A drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.
Drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.
A drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. He or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. It is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 PM. Drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. He or she commonly faces the question, "Why are you drinking so much?". A drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.
Drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.
Who plans a trip to Ocean City immediately before a trip to Vegas? That guy is such a drink monkey.
A common drink monkey phrase: "I'll do one."
A common drink monkey phrase: "I'll do one."
by bumptious boo September 17, 2011
Get the drink monkeymug. When a sexual transaction between hand and penis leaves vigorous pain along the shaft usually preformed by an African American woman
by IndecisiveMockery January 5, 2021
Get the Monkey Handjobmug. A girl who goes from guy to guy, whether in a relationship or just random sex, just for the cock,like a monkey would go from branch to branch on a tree.
" Rachel is such a cock monkey! She had 2 guys last night and I just seen another one come out this morning!"
by J. Dixon November 6, 2007
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