September 2nd

people born on september 2nd are automatically better
(especially better than people born on October 7th)
its the rule of life

"Dang you were born on September 2nd? That means your better than me. :("

by scary avacado February 6, 2024

September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

September 10th

The day 2.3 trillion dollars went missing from the pentagon.

Pentagon Worker #1: Hey, where are the 2.3 trillion dollars? It's September 10th and they're all gone!
Pentagon Worker #2: Idk, let's look for them tomorrow. I sure do hope nothing happens to the nation tomorrow that'll make us forget about the 2.3 trillion dollars.

by Toppernity April 21, 2023

september 18th 2005

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy. Only the most perfect human beings, sculpted by God, are born on this day.

People born on September 18th 2005 are the highest members of Society.

by TheYesManHenry April 22, 2023

September 24

People born on this day are the Cutest most nicest person you’ll meet they have a big dick give them a hug and see if they hug you back

How to get a lot of people on September 24 and thank them for being cute and having a big dick.

by Big Dick Dee Dee November 24, 2023

September 3rd

The realest niggaz that ever live were born on that day

Yo Nate Ik ur bday is on September 3rd which means ur the realest nigga to ever live

by anonymous November 25, 2023

September 6

Is when the most kindest, sweetest, and most prettiest people are born. They have horrible hearing, but they are very sweet and loving.

“She was born in september 6, of course she’s beautiful.”

by @pookienation November 25, 2023