The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012
Get the Orange Whale Ownermug. The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.
by istealsoftwareonline June 12, 2018
Get the Oklahoma Orange Juicermug. To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.
"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"
"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"
"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"
by Is_this_really_happening February 13, 2025
Get the Felching the orangemug. A friendly amazing friend who loves to have a laugh. You can have a great time with her even if you had a bad day. She'll always listen and is never 2 faced. She is amazing at art and brilliant at PE. If you get friends with her you'll want to be friends forever.
by TheMotherFuckingBeauty April 17, 2023
Get the Orange Peel 2.0mug. by dickfucker664 January 8, 2025
Get the Orangemug. by UncutLime22 December 17, 2020
Get the orange tubmug. Originating in Orange County California, you get a bunch of your friends and one really hot girl, then all of your friends start jizzing into separate plastic cups. Who ever jizzes the most into their cup will get their limp dick sucked on by the hot bitch after she gargles your jizz that was in your cup. The losers have to watch her blow the winner
by My grandma just ate some prune April 6, 2019
Get the Orange Gamblingmug.