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Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
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Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio
wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them
by patio_shoes March 14, 2016
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goody god shoes

A person who is dedicated to God at school or in life; rejects rebellion for God
by Calgar.yyy September 19, 2022
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Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.
I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.
by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019
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Shoe

Where that shoe though??
by Peter Jordanson August 24, 2019
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Bosnian Shoe Shine

Using a pair of severed feet, from a living or dead person, to give yourself a foot job.
Young Charles had an issue satisfying his foot fetish and finding women. He instead had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.
by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024
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Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised
some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
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