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Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!
wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey
by daryy February 20, 2011
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Murder Monkey

A black person that has committed several acts of murder
by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019
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monkey cereal

Your morning cereal which has orange/grapefruit juice in it , instead of milk.
You have to be either crazy or eccentrically ingenious to have monkey cereal for breakfast
by Sexydimma November 29, 2013
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drink monkey

A person who drinks excessively and is often viewed as having a drinking problem. Such a person is highly sought after for parties and the like in order to better create a raucous time. Despite the amount of alcohol consumed he or she will maintain a good-natured and fun-loving attitude. Due to this ability the drink monkey is essentially a master entertainer but can also feel rather used for it. Party invitations can become burdensome to the drink monkey.

A drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. He or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. It is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 PM. Drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. He or she commonly faces the question, "Why are you drinking so much?". A drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.

Drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.
Who plans a trip to Ocean City immediately before a trip to Vegas? That guy is such a drink monkey.

A common drink monkey phrase: "I'll do one."
by bumptious boo September 17, 2011
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chunky monkey

my mom calls me chunky monkey because i am morbidly obese
by stupiddthicc August 6, 2019
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Monkey Handjob

When a sexual transaction between hand and penis leaves vigorous pain along the shaft usually preformed by an African American woman
Man one : hey bro why your dick red
Man two: Monkey handjob
by IndecisiveMockery January 5, 2021
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spandex monkey

Uber bicyclist completely clad in spandex. Often the spandex suit is covered with logos of corporations and other brand names to make it look as if they were sponsored racers - the irony being they actually paid to be a rolling advertisement. They often tend to be aggressive riders in inappropriate settings, like public trails.
While riding on the trail yesterday, I was passed by a clod of spandex monkeys.
by Chazzer July 18, 2007
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