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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
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I Have Class In The Morning

This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.
"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
by Panahka February 21, 2022
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rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart
ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning
by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022
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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
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A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024
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