Michael Anton

Michael is a purple unicorn who’s is also sus. Michael Anton hates plastics and always rides his bike. If you litter Michael Anton will will pick it up, bring it to your house and make you recycle it.

Michael Anton loves to wet his plants.

by AncientK April 8, 2021

Michael Paul

Looking for souls

Michael Paul he wants to use the native people so he can go ahead and be strong

by EVE11111 June 5, 2023

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021

Michael Jefferson

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)

Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket

by ayeshaeroticaa March 29, 2023

Michael Slushie

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.

“Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing”

by MichaelSlushie May 19, 2019

Pulling a Michael.

That asshole in the house who leaves his clothes in the washer/drier for days preventing anyone else from doing laundry.

Stop Pulling a Michael. I am not going to fold your clothes!

I wound up Pulling a Michael Friday and have to re-wash my clothes.

by BaconBreath February 18, 2019

Team Michael

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting

Both are members of this group!

I don't think my bosses will ever promote me, as long as I'm working here I'm on Team Michael.

by foodboy96 July 18, 2020