Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Reverse Irish Buck

A buck who on his big night out says he is not going to drink much and will have an early night, whereas, in reality the reverse happens.

Igor is getting married so we took him out for his Bucks' party, we all thought it was going to be a quiet one until the drinking began. Never thought he would turn out to be a Reverse Irish Buck, he was soo drunk he passed out on the way to the wedding.

by Bunny-B-Boy December 16, 2010

The Irish Backdoor

The act of introducing Irish Whisky into the rectum & colon via the anus (Butt-Chugging)

“Do you wanna go back to my apartment and have an Irish Backdoor?”

“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”

by FuccTheNiners March 8, 2020

Irish Haggis

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).

The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.

by LA Wise July 19, 2025

Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb

Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"

by howdyhuman August 12, 2021

Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.

Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?

by DogsInABathtub May 4, 2022

Irish cash cow

Conor McGregor

The irish cash cow brought Nate Diaz out of his brother's shadow.

by Bronze Knee Cap August 18, 2019