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crunch punk

a punk, adjacent to both the crust punk and the wook. They may be in a stage of transitioning from one subculture to the other, or simply appreciate both equally. within the ven diagram of punk and wook you will find dread locks, piercings, lack of deodorant, vegan or freegan diet, etc. The crunch punk may wear all black and sew their patches on with floss, but the trained crusty will identify them as a wook from a mile away. type of fool who spins fire and trips acid.
"That dude in the Amebix hoodie reeks like patchouli, what a crunch punk."
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"
by Big0Ginge April 13, 2022
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Punk

Anyone named Bob who spends their spare time sitting in offices
I saw that Bob sitting in the office again. What a punk!
by Roomroooom September 29, 2020
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Metallic Punk

A punk sterotype who everyone calls neon punk but is metallic punk instead.

Fashion includes:
.pircings
.cool pants
.long hair
.an acessory that is always worn
.colorful tops
.flip flops
.eyeliner and lipgloss ONLY!
Attitude
.Liar (not often)
.cool
.nice
.jealous or mad often
.loves rock things
.has lots of hobbies!
.happy
Metallic Punk is also known as MP for short. MPS are very nice people with unique styles and lives.
Dude: Are you neon punk cau-
MP: Shut up, I'm Metallic Punk, live with it!
Dude: THAT IS SO COOL!!!
MP: Thanks, wanna be metallic punk too?
Dude: YEAH!
by sammey13 December 20, 2009
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Punk Rock Stasi

A left wing racist or bigot who attempts to police the Punk Rock, Hardcore, or Ska scene with social media based politics.

A Stasi will often hide behind a socially protected class or group while actively engaging in latinophobia, antisemitism, or other race based xenophobia. When bands or venues won't publicly agree with their political stance they will try to cancel or rally boycotts against their intended target.

Oftentimes they will share viewpoints with the right wing hate groups they claim to stand against.
The Punk Rock Stasi band cancelled their show after they found out the owner of the club was Jewish.
by UpTheUnityPunx October 17, 2024
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Punk Ass Bitch

It's Harris.
#FuckYouHarris
Punk Ass Bitch
by AdoCotter March 13, 2017
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Punk

A slang term used to describe someone who allows other people to disrespect them.
Did you see him get smacked in the face?! He didn't do anything! Wow, that kid's a punk!
by Bostonian Girl April 24, 2021
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Punk Monkey

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.
You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"
by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009
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