9"

What a girl describes to her friends about a guys dick when she liked her sex with the man | Usually an overstatement
OMG! i loved riding his dick! He was a 9"
by YourFriendlySexEdTeacher February 28, 2022
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choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9
Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9
by Jewfrokid March 07, 2019
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9 macdonald

the best class at kingston college most of us are sexy asf and we can take your ooman we are very smart and we also are the top class at kc
your ooman: "are you from 9 macdonald"
you: yes
your ooman:"damn zaddy ill leave my man for you"
by keon4reels March 07, 2023
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Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
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9:03

the time that all females named Gabby will rise for The meating
omg gabby i cant wait for 9:03
by fivedildogods December 13, 2021
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9/22

Stroked out 922 times with a bullet in my dick and did a heart surgery on myself
Is 9/22 the new 9/11
by Cody5050 January 22, 2022
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