useless tossers

someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.

Useless tosser
You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.
by useless tosser February 28, 2016
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English Tosser

An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser
by Big Willie Wallace February 16, 2020
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Fox tosser

A Karen often found out in the wild harassing service workers just for the fun of it. Will often scream at the 19 year old cashier until the cashier cries to make them self feel better about their own shitty life.

-Fox tossing was a sport played by aristocrats in the 17th and 18th century in Central Europe. To play, couples lined up opposite a long piece of cloth and woodland creatures were set loose to scamper through. When one ran across your cloth you’d pull it and send the fox flying into the air, hence “fox tossing.”- Karens harassing service workers because it gives them some sick pleasure to walk all over them and treat them like garbage has the same energy as “fox tossing.”

Henceforth, a Karen harassing service workers = fox tosser
Did you see that entitled Karen in front of us Starbucks? What a fox tosser, just because her order wasn’t perfect. Get off your high horse, you damn aristocrat.
by Lavender’a Ghost September 06, 2020
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apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples
Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!
by Glarknok April 28, 2014
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Tottenham Tosser

An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this

Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers

Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
“Is that John attacking an immigrant?”
“Aye, from what I’ve heard he’s a Tottenham Tosser”
by July 08, 2021
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Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.
That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.
by HarambeisaSaint777 December 03, 2016
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Bell Tosser

A queer, or a man who likes men.
GABE: dude my brother called me a dick sucker and hurt my sexuality!

MOM: oh shut the fuck up you bell tosser!
by Bill Wurtz July 21, 2020
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