Def-N-Merk

a Rap Duo from the Bronx that currently Reside in Maryland

Def-N-Merk are the illest rappers in the DMV!

by DefnMerkFan1 August 25, 2010

merk out

to make out or hook up

jane: i hung out with matt tonight
angela: did you two merk out?
jane: yea

by anonymous123456 August 29, 2005

herk-a-merk

A person in the act of popping his/her flachulent bubbles with their teeth underwater.

Look at that goddamn herk-a-merk!!

by Jeff Danielson April 10, 2008

straight up merk

to get ur ass outta that place fast

Yo man da popos is comin da popos is xomin! Dude finish adt buttadick then lets straight up merk!

by bittithoe May 5, 2005

Merk

A Call of duty clan that will bang your mom.

“Bro my mom is dog water, she keeps getting merked”

by Lil vine yachty January 27, 2021

Merked

A person or thing that is ugly

Angela: omg that guy is so fine

Soha: girl no he’s so merked

by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024