by DefnMerkFan1 August 25, 2010

by anonymous123456 August 29, 2005

Look at that goddamn herk-a-merk!!
by Jeff Danielson April 10, 2008

by bittithoe May 5, 2005

dude your a merk
by thextremebananna December 29, 2015

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 16, 2024

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018
