aqua ovaries

Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.

Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)

Sleep deprivation

The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.

The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.

"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"

by sensorydepth February 28, 2016

sweating her ovaries

when a lame or bitch niggas obsess over a female by calling her three times in a row or going out his way too chill(get some buns)

Yo nigga you called the john(female) like four times stop sweating her ovaries nigga!

by hood08 October 11, 2008

ovary juice

another term for raw eggs; alternatively used to reference salmonella poisoning in the Slavic tradition

Damn, u better cook those eggs so u dont get that ovary juice

by mexicanjukeboxkilla October 12, 2017

lazy ovary

From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.

My OBGYN told me I have a lazy ovary.

by queen_dtx April 25, 2024

Ovary Cannon

A vagina.

The baby came shooting out of the ovary cannon!!

Man da cannon!

by George Wellington October 2, 2011

no ovaries

when a man is too much of a bitch to do something cool. it takes ovaries to do swaggy(cool) things bc ppl with ovaries are strong and seggsy. (this is kind of a better version of saying “no balls”)

1. “bro jason is not jumping that fence”

“yeah no chance he’s got no ovaries”
2. “i will slap tf outta u”

“u dont have the ovaries.”

by swagitronie December 29, 2022