Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022

meatloaf shimmy

A synonym for “pushing rope.”

“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”

by Rectangle Boy December 26, 2017

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

Minnesotan meatloaf

In a threesome with 2 guys, one takes the ass and one takes the mouth. Then they both blow their loads in sync.

“Last night, my boyfriend and husband met each other and decided to make some Minnesotan meatloaf with me.”

by Anonymous21875 April 4, 2023