pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

grisle grabber

when man makes love to woman, the womans grisle grabs the mans trouser snake

pussy pulling in cock, hence grisle grabber

by martin 007 March 8, 2011

penny grabber

A gay jew who tries to hide his feelings. Often times the person has a abnormally big nose and small ears.

Did you see Sam today? He is still denying the fact that he's a penny grabber!

by Nah_Chill_J January 4, 2017

grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.

Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."

by coubatis May 27, 2018

Grabber

A girls the proceeds to post thotful pictures and quotes but don’t receive the same energy In person

Jake “this girl always be talking freaky and shit but not tryna link”
Ron “that bitch is a Grabber bro”

by Blay wick August 19, 2022

Shin Grabber

Someone who fakes an injury or feigns insult to elicit sympathy from some authority.

What is with all the shin grabbers in the World Cup? Those two guys didn't even touch each other and now they're both rolling on the ground like someone broke their kneecaps.

by caffiend81 July 12, 2010

crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 1, 2014