ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

dingaling sting

to ruthlessly pork a woman.. with your man rod..

hey man what did you do last night? jessica came over, i gave her the dingaling sting.

by joshxmoore July 31, 2009