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Siberian Summer

When there is extremely heavy snowfall.
Usually without warning and from seemingly nowhere.

Called such due to Siberia's harsh weather conditions, particularly pertaining to snow. It's always snowing.

Therefore, any snowfall in a country not used to snow, has a Siberian Summer whenever there is snow. Doesn't have to actually be summer.
Fuck sake. When I went to bed it was dry as a wood chucks asshole. Now I've woken up and there's about 6 inches of snow! What is this, a Siberian Summer?
by cremebetween February 17, 2022
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siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.
Hey man I just did a Siberian missile
by SilentTeller July 17, 2022
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Siberian Snowstorm

The act of freezing a filled condom before using it as a slingshot to spray frozen cum everywhere
"How did that one night stand go?"
"It went great, I even left her a Siberian Snowstorm as a parting gift"
"How sweet"
by Bigbilly whiz March 2, 2025
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Siberian Snowbank

A sex position where, in missionary, instead of a pillow supporting the arch in your back, it is a bulk bag of ice.
Make sure to grab a towel if you're gonna do a Siberian Snowbank. She melts.
by rowan00 July 11, 2023
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Siberian Vendetta

Girls who are sick of bloke jokes about disrespecting women and abusing them during intercourse.

Girl is being done from behind and just as the man is about to cum, she suddenly bends her foot back and pelts him one in the ballsack.

Stepping over his crumpled remains, grabbing her handbag and exiting to laugh about it with her friends.
Sarah: ''Yeh, he's always making those sick, misogynistic jokes about fucking women, so I delivered to him my very own Siberian Vendetta.''

Emily: ''Jesus Christ Sarah, I thought his rudeboy swagger looked a little more exaggerated than usual...''
by WhiteRabbitTricks August 2, 2012
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Siberian Turnaround

It's when you take or meet someone at a bar, leave the bar to have sex with that person, and then return to the bar and continue drinking.
Paul: "Where'd you go?"
Gerald: "I had sex with that chick."
Paul: "And you came back! You just pulled a Siberian Turnaround!"
by elJGK July 26, 2011
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siberian hamster

A mamal derived from the ancient Siberian squirrel, today is a most commonly lovable pet. Most hamsters are highly trained and their squirrel like qualities are sharpened. Even though they tend to take an appearance of a mouse, their from type is the Siberian white squirrel.
My friend has a squirrel like Siberian hamster.
by Ariel1 March 5, 2018
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