poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.
by Randman January 9, 2007
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Scratch back

A derogatory term referring to illegal alien from Latin America who, because s/he cannot swim, enters the U.S. by crawling under the fence, causing his/her back to get severely scratched.
Person 1 white trash: "Hey, Juan. Like, your Mom's a total wetback. They should deport y'all back to Mexico."
Person 2 (Hispanic respondent): "Actually, Billy Bob, you ignorant white trash racist pendejo, my Mom came from Guatemala and crawled under the fence carrying me. So, we're both scratch backs."
by StickMan May 7, 2015
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chicken scratch

wtf is that chicken scratch? i can't understand it!
by Thuggish June 20, 2003
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scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.
I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.
by sonic68 March 10, 2009
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fence scratching

when someone is trying to jump a fence and keeps kicking the fence to get over it
by gaul sollins January 12, 2012
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healthy scratch

-a guy dressed nicely
-a well tied tie
-eating healthy or scratching that
-being sat in hockey
-jumping rope
by xXbigboybenXx August 23, 2016
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Seam-Scratch

When you are too lazy to pull up your jean or sweatpant leg, so you just use the stitching of the pant leg to scratch an itch.
Pat: No! These long-johns don't have any stitching! I'll never be able to Seam-Scratch again!
by Jimmer LEz February 14, 2012
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